40+ Hilarious Tweets From People Who Got Revenge on Their Significant Others

This article appeared in pensandpatron.com and has been published here with permission.

Twitter is a social hub for rants and hilarious conversations, offering bits of humor, usually at someone else's expense. Relationship tweets provide some insight into what real romance is truly all about — loving each other unconditionally, annoying one another to no end, and getting sweet revenge when necessary. We’ve compiled a list of hilarious tweets from people who got revenge on their significant others...

You're With Me Forever

Sometimes, your significant other really pushes your buttons. Other times, you push theirs. It's the cycle of life. One thing is constant, though - you're stuck together... forever. Don't forget to remind them of that! It'll turn their frown upside down!

For those husbands who like to go out on a Sunday to watch the football game with their friends, feel free to add some spice into their lives and have them watch the kids instead. Forever never sounded so sweet.

A Fictitious Foresight

Sometimes, your significant other really pushes your buttons. Sometimes, you push theirs. It's the circle of life. One thing is constant though. You're stuck together... forever. Don't forget to remind them of that!

It might sometimes be tempting to ruin the book for them, but that would just bring up a whole argument. Instead, cherish the knowledge you have. They'll most likely talk about the book's mysteries, and you'll have all the answers.

Keys, Please

Some children are good at hide and seek, some are not. What better way to entertain yourself and puzzle your adult child than by hiding their keys when they annoy you? It provides plenty of entertainment and sweet revenge.

The secret is not letting your partner know you hid something. They'll look everywhere, in every corner. Just like how they can't find the ketchup in the back of the fridge, they won't be able to spot your obvious hiding spot.

Mani-Pedi for Me

Treat yourself. That's something people don't do enough nowadays. If you had a rough "rollercoaster of emotions" type day, go out and buy yourself something nice. Get a coffee, vent to friends, or even take a trip to the nail salon!

Phones have the "Do Not Disturb" feature for a reason, so make sure to turn that on, get glamorous, and get going! Nothing feels better than spending his hard-earned money to make yourself feel like the queen you are!