40+ Absurd Things We Actually Overheard Rich People Say

This article appeared in thefashionball.com and has been published here with permission.

It really is true what they say: money doesn’t buy happiness. But it could probably make a lot of our problems go away, don’t you think? From using the word “summer” as a verb to having a yacht at your disposal at the snap of your fingers, we’ve compiled a list of the most absurd things internet users have overheard rich people say.

What a Difficult Life!

Being alive in this day and age means being busy. Of course, we all have different definitions of "busy." To some, being busy means having more than two things to do every day.

Others consider themselves busy when they don't have time to rest. This college student seems to have a very skewed idea of what it actually means to be busy.

Different Budget

Everyone knows money makes the world go around, and it's hard to live comfortably these days if you aren't swimming in cash. This Twitter user recalls the time she heard two women talking about finances, and we're honestly shocked.

Imagine living with this kind of money! Ah, the things we could do. The things we could buy. How does that song go, again? "If I were a rich man..."

What Is This Life?

You know when someone's so rich that they seem to be living not only in a different class but on another planet entirely? This Twitter user used to encounter people like that all the time.

After all, they worked in luxury real estate, so all of the clients they encountered were working with some serious funds. We can only imagine the kinds of trivial drama that these people engage in on a daily basis.

A Quick Buck

Well, more like a quick hundred bucks. The wealthiest people are also often the most impatient. After all, when you can pay for literally anything you want, why would you wait for anything?

Just be like the people that this user encountered and give away some pocket money. As a waiter, we're sure that this Twitter user was more than happy to accept those "bribes."